My nephew has gotten to the talkative stage where you wonder where they got this stuff from...
To my cousin "Well the pees didn't come out so maybe I need a diaper."
she said "The packages for diapers only have babies on them."
To which he responded, "Mom underwears are for big boys and diapers are for babies...do you get the point?!"
"Mom do you have a pee pee?"
"No Hunny, I'm a girl, girls don't have pee pees"
"You're a gwirl?"
"You mean you're not a boy?"
"Mom, do gwirls have bums?"